December 2011
111 posts
November 2011
196 posts
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
holy. fucking. shit. I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD!!!! x'D
“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy…
Yes, my consuming desire to mingle...”
– Sylvia Plath (via ratak-monodosico)
“The suffering that [the Defense of Marriage Act] DOMA causes and will cause is...”
– Sen. Al Franken at today’s hearing on the Respect For Marriage Act.
Franken sums up the very real, human issues behind DOMA so well. Video here:
I feel Neil Patrick Harris cheering is appropriate.
(via cognitivedissonance)
Perfect!
(via sanityscraps)
“Style is very personal. It has nothing to do with fashion. Fashion is over...”
– Ralph Lauren (via ninagarcia)
