Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
holy. fucking. shit. I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD!!!! x'D
Being born a woman is an awful tragedy… Yes, my consuming desire to mingle...– Sylvia Plath (via ratak-monodosico)
The suffering that [the Defense of Marriage Act] DOMA causes and will cause is...– Sen. Al Franken at today’s hearing on the Respect For Marriage Act. Franken sums up the very real, human issues behind DOMA so well. Video here: I feel Neil Patrick Harris cheering is appropriate. (via cognitivedissonance) Perfect! (via sanityscraps)
Style is very personal. It has nothing to do with fashion. Fashion is over...– Ralph Lauren (via ninagarcia)